Kin Hubbard

A good listener is usually thinking about something else.

Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he's overcharging you.

The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.

One of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mousetrap you set the night before.

Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.

An optimist is a fellow who believes what's going to be will be postponed.

If there is anything a public servant hates to do it's something for the public.

An optimist is always broke.

Wielu ludzi myli niewłaściwe kierowanie losem z przeznaczeniem.

Nie znam nikogo, kto chciałby pracować za tyle, ile jest wart.

I'll say this for adversity; people seem to be able to stand it, and that's more than I can say for prosperity.

When a fellow says it ain't the money but the principle of the thing, it's the money.

Boys will be boys and so will a lot of middle aged men.

So far I haven't heard of anybody who wants to stop living on account of the cost.

Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.

It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.