Finley Peter Dunne

A fanatic is a man that does what he things th' Lord wud do if He knew th' facts iv th' case.

An appeal is when you ask one court to show it's contempt for another court.

Most vegetarians look so much like the food they eat that they can be classified as cannibals.

The past always looks better than it was. It's only pleasant because it isn't here.

One of the strangest things about life is that the poor, who need the money the most, are the ones that never have it.

I see gr-reat changes takin' place ivry day, but no change at all ivry fifty years.

Trust Everybody, but cut the cards.