Joey Adams

A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.

The most popular labour saving device today is still a husband with money.

Smack your child every day. If you don't know why -- he does.

A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.

Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.

A genius is one who can do anything except make a living.