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Jeśli powiedziałeś coś dziecku tysiąc razy, a ono nadal się nie nauczyło, to kto uczy się wolno?

If you've told a child a thousand times and they still haven't learned, then who's the slow learner.

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Jack Benny played Mendelsson last night. Mendelsson lost.

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Lepiej celować ku gwiazdom i chybić, niż zmierzać do rynsztoka i trafić.

It is better to shoot for the stars and miss than aim at the gutter and hit it.

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Love can heal a broken heart.

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To love is to admire with the heart, to admire is to love with the mind.

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Nie jestem paranoikiem, ale wiem, że wszyscy tak uważacie.

I'm not paranoid but I know that you all think I am.

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If you love life, people call you an optimist. If you hate life, people call you a pessimist. But if you think nothing at all of life, they think nothing of you.

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Life is like mail- sometimes you just don't get it!

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Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.

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l am NOT suffering from insanity... l happen to be enjoying myself!

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Work hard and save your money and when you are old you will be able to buy the things only the young can enjoy.

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The expert is a person who avoids the small errors as he sweeps on to the grand fallacy.

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If you don't know how to do something, you don't know how to do it with a computer.

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Computing is the only field in which we consider adding a wing to the building to be maintenance.

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What you are is God's gift to you; what you make of yourself is your gift to God.

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There's a fine line between courage and foolishness. Too bad it's not a fence.

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A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart... and sings it back to you when you have forgotten how it goes.

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Contentment is not the fulfillment of what you want, but the realization of how much you already have.

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Pokój: Nie oznacza to, że znajduje się w miejscu, w którym nie ma hałasu, kłopotów ani ciężkiej pracy. To znaczy być w środku tych rzeczy i wciąż być spokojnym w swoim sercu.

Peace: It does not mean to be in a place where there is no noise, trouble or hard work. It means to be in the midst of those things and still be calm in your heart.

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Live it up; this is not a rehearsal.

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Life is an opportunity - not an obligation.

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What I do today is important because I am paying a day of my life for it. What I accomplish must be worthwhile because the price is high.

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Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming, 'Wow – what a ride!'

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We come to love not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly.

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Don't let the best you have ever done be the standard for the rest of your life.

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Dance is a vertical expression of horizontal desire.

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The difference between a smart person and a wise one is that a smart person knows what to say, but a wise persons knows whether or not to say it.

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If you are going to walk on thin ice, you might as well dance.

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Anger is a wind which blows out the lamp of the mind.

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To those who can dream there is no such place as faraway.

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In order for you to profit from your mistakes, you have to get out and make some.

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Blessed is the person who can laugh at himself— he'll never cease to be amused.

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All of the animals except man know that the principal business of life is to enjoy it.

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The sooner I fall behind, the more time I have to catch up.

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Don't refuse to go on an occasional wild goose chase. That's what wild geese are for.

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If you don't have time to do it right you must have time to do it over.

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The dictionary is the only place that success comes before work.

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Don't just stand there -- do something.

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When your dreams turn to dust, vacuum.

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Always imitate the behavior of winners when you lose.

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If you can't win, make the fellow ahead of you break the record.

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Take care that the face that looks out from the mirror in the morning is a pleasant face. You may not see it again during the day, but others will.

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If you really put a small value upon yourself, rest assured that the world will not raise your price.

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8% of all statistics are made up on the spot.

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After the battle the auditors are the ones who go out and stab the wounded.

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It occurs to me: The prefixes "pro" and "con" are opposites. Consider, for example, the word "progress." 133.Politics consists in the art of taking votes from the poor and money from the rich under the pretext of protecting each from the other. 134.An accountant is a person hired to explain that you didn't make the money you thought you did.

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An educated man is one who has finally discovered that there are some questions to which nobody has the answer.

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The easiest thing to find is fault.

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Anybody with money to burn will easily find someone to tend the fire.

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The best way to knock the chip off your neighbor's shoulder is to pat him on the back.

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Cat bathing is a martial art.

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Cuisine is something like food but the portions are smaller and the prices are higher. If you happen to have French cuisine then the waiter will insult you as you are served.

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A desk is a wastebasket with drawers.

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Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many.

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Drunk is feeling sophisticated when you can't say it.

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Eat right, exercise regularly, die anyway.

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Even worse than raining cats and dogs is hailing taxis.

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Education is what you get from reading the fine print. Experience is what you get from not reading it.

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Every worthwhile accomplishment, big or little, has its stages of drudgery and triumph; a beginning, a struggle and a victory.

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Fifty percent of the citizens of this country have a below average understanding of statistics.

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Fishing gives you a sense of where you fit in the sceme of things - Your place in the universe...I, mean, here I am, one small guy with a fishing pole on this vast beach and out there in the blue expanse of ocean are these hundreds of millions of fish...laughing at me.

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A gifted teacher is as rare as a gifted doctor, and makes far less money.

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Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you get rid of him for the weekend!

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A gentleman is a man who can play the accordion but doesn't.

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In God We Trust --- All others must pay cash.

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Go as far as you can see, and when you get there, you'll see farther.

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The harder you fall, the higher you bounce.

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He who dies with the most toys, is, nonetheless, still dead.

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The hypochondriac's epitaph: "NOW will you believe me?"

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I believe in questioning authority up until a certain point, and that point is reached when I am the authority.

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If a man does not keep pace with his companions, perhaps it is because he hears a different drummer. Let him step to the music he hears, however measured or far away. Unless his problem is simply a poor sense of rhythm.

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If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you.

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If it is to be, it is up to me.

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If you believe that feeling bad or worrying long enough will change a past or future event, then you are residing on another planet with a different reality system.

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If you go out looking for friends, you're going to find they're very scarce. If you go out to be a friend, you'll find them everywhere.

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If you love something, set it free. If it returns, it's yours forever. If it doesn't, it wasn't yours to begin with.

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If you want to make your dreams come true, the first thing you have to do is wake up.

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If you want your eggs hatched, sit on them yourself.

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Imagination is intelligence having fun.

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I saw a sign on a golf course that said: "The meek shall inherit the earth, but they won't make the green in two."

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It is better to have loved and lost, then to have hated and won.

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It's easy to criticize; it's like shooting fish in a barrel.

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It's when you're safe at home that you wish you were having an adventure. When you're having an adventure you wish you were safe at home.

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Just try explaining the value of statistical summaries to the widow of the man who drowned crossing a stream with an average depth of four feet.

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Kids go where there's excitement. They stay where there's love.

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Life is a series of movements from one chair to another.

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Living right doesn't really make you live longer, it just seems like longer.

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Love is blind, but marriage restores its sight.

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The man who attends strictly to his business usually has plenty of business to attend to.

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Many people are lonely because they build walls instead of bridges.

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Math and alcohol don't mix. Please don't drink and derive.

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Middle age is when you have a choice of two temptations and choose the one that will get you home earlier.

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The mind forgets but the heart always remembers.

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Minds, like parachutes, only function when open.

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Money can't buy happiness; it can, however, rent it.

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Money can't buy happiness, but it does quiet the nerves.

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The more beautiful the snake the deadlier its venom.

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The more useful the shopping list the more likely it will be left at home.

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The most flattering comments on your hair come the day before you're scheduled to have it cut.

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Mushrooms look like little umbrellas because they always grow in damp places.

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