Lewis Carroll

Contrariwise," continued Tweedledee, "if it was so, it might be, and if it were so, it would be; but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic!

Would you tell me, please, which way I ought to go from here?" "That depends a good deal on where you want to get to," said the Cat.

Everything's got a moral, if only you can find it.

When I use a word, it means just what I choose it to mean - neither more nor less.

Take care of the sense and the sounds will take care of themselves.

Begin at the beginning and go on till you come to the end; then stop.

Now here, you see, it takes all the running you can do to keep in the same place. If you want to get somewhere else, you must run at least twice as fast as that.