Ann Landers

The poor wish to be rich, the rich wish to be happy, the single wish to be married, and the married wish to be dead.

The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good.

One of the best ways to measure people is to watch the way they behave when something free is offered.

One of the best ways to measure people is to watch the way they behave when something free is offered.

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.