Jack Handey

We tend to scoff at the beliefs of the ancients. But we can't scoff at them personally, to their faces, and this is what annoys me.

Mogę sobie wyobrażać świat bez wojny, świat bez nienawiści. Mogę sobie wyobrazić, jak atakujemy ten świat, ponieważ nigdy by się tego nie spodziewał.

I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it.

If you're in a war, instead of throwing a hand grenade at the enemy, throw one of those small pumpkins. Maybe it'll make everyone think how stupid war is, and while they are thinking, you can throw a real grenade at them.