Frank Dane

Any man with a fine shock of hair, a good set of teeth, and a bewitching smile can park his brains, if he has any, and run for public office.

Everything is organized today. I called my Congressman a jack-ass, and I heard from the jack-ass lobby.

Posterity is that which is denied an author until he is in the public domain.

Females are not the only species who prostitute themselves for money; they are the only ones that are honest about it.

If the real estate gang could, they'd raise the rents in the graveyards.