Billy Boy Franklin

All a man needs to be elected President is the kind of profile that looks good on a postage stamp.

If a lie is repeated often enough all the dumb jackasses in the world not only get to believe it, they even swear by it.

Americans have mastered the art of being prosperous though broke.

I have made it a rule, whenever I say something stupid, to immediately attribute it to Samuel Johnson, the President of these United States - or the Bible.

Be generous, good and just - when anything is to be gained by virtue.