Bill Vaughan

Przedmieścia to miejsca, gdzie deweloperzy ścinają buldożerami drzewa, a potem imionami tych drzew nazywają ulice.

Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them.

Muscles come and go; flab lasts.

It's hard for the modern generation to understand Thoreau, who lived beside a pond but didn't own water skis or a snorkel.

Man is the animal that intends to shoot himself out into interplanetary space, after having given up on the problem of an efficient way to get himself five miles to work and back each day.

Optymista czeka w sylwestra do północy aby zobaczyć nadchodzący nowy rok. Pesymista nie idzie spać, aby się upewnić, że stary rok odszedł.

An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves.