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Perhaps the real reason why we have always been able to champion free speech in this country is that we know perfectly well that hardly anybody has got anything to say, and that no one will listen to anyone that has.

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.

A sinner can reform, but stupidity is forever.

You never have read anything about the "plans and objectives" of the Apostles. The title of the book is "The Acts of the Apostles".

What stronger breastplate than a heart untainted!

The girl who has half a mind to become an actress doesn't realize that that's what it requires.

The primary requisite for any new tax law is for it to exempt enough voters to win the next election.

Nauka to historia prześcigniętych teorii.

Science is a history of superseded theories.

Vanity is the result of a delusion that someone is paying attention.

What most people consider as virtue after the age of 40 is simply a loss of energy.

Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking.

Many open minds should be closed for repairs.

When a cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet. When toast is dropped, it always lands butter-side-down. I propose to strap buttered toast to the back of a cat [butter facing up]. The two will hover, spinning, inches above the ground. With a giant buttered-toast/cat array, a high-speed monorail could easily link New York with Chicago.

Prawdziwy gentelman potrafi grać na kobzie, ale tego nie robi.