Christopher Morley

There is only one success - to be able to spend your life in your own way.

If we discovered that we had only five minutes left to say all that we wanted to say, every telephone booth would be occupied by people calling other people to stammer that they loved them.

My theology, briefly, is that the universe was dictated but not signed.

There is only one rule for being a good talker -- learn to listen.

Cherish all your happy moments; they make a fine cushion for your old age.

Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it.

Big shots are only little shots who keep shooting.

No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as a dog does.