Wilson Mizner

When you take stuff from one writer it's plagiarism; but when you take it from many writers, it's research.

Gambling: The sure way of getting nothing for something.

Always be nice to people on the way up; because you'll meet the same people on the way down.

Those who welcome death have only tried it from the ears up.

Be nice to people on your way up because you'll need them on your way down.

A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but, after a while, knows something.

Najlepszym sposobem na utrzymanie przyjaciół jest ich nie wydawać.

The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away.