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She also noted that "Wisdom does not necessarially come with age. Sometimes they arrive alone."

Two sages were standing on a bridge over a stream. One said to the other, "I wish I were a fish. They are so happy." The other replied, "How do you know whether fish are happy or not? You're not a fish." The first said, "But you're not me, so how do you know whether or not I know how fish feel?"

A contented man is one who enjoys the scenery along the detour.

Good listeners are not only popular everywhere, but after awhile they know something.

If this makes sense to you, you have a big problem."

I may not agree with what you say, but I will fight to the death to defend my right to stop your vicious lies.

I don't have a solution but I admire the problem

The lost-and-found department is where people bring things they've found and can't use.

Would you call marriage a new leash on life?

I believe in monogamy -- enough is enough.

Middle age is when work begins to be a lot less fun and fun begins to be a lot more work.

Modesty is the art of keeping from others the high opinion you have of yourself.

Let's face it -- the guy who said all men are created equal never went to a nudist colony.

An optimist thinks the woman he is about to marry is better than the one he just divorced.

Men who are bald at the front are thinkers. Men who are bald at the back are romantic. Men who are bald all over think they are romantic.

Hate has a reason for everything, but love is unreasonable.

My feeling is that, while we should have the deepest respect for reality, we should not let it control our lives.

Time is passing; are you?

Willpower is the ability to eat one salted peanut.

Among civilized nations reason has always been an occupational hazard.

Wisdom is knowing when you cannot be wise.

Ten cytat ma więcej niż dwa języki

Mądry myśli o wszystkim, co mówi, głupiec mówi wszystko, co myśli.

Wise people think all they say; fools say all they think.

智者三思所說；愚者三說所思。

A synonym is the word you use when you can't spell the right one and therefore can't find it in the dictionary.

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.

A sinner can reform, but stupidity is forever.

You never have read anything about the "plans and objectives" of the Apostles. The title of the book is "The Acts of the Apostles".

If Earthlings cannot co-operate with their fellow inhabitants, what makes them think they can co-operate with the inhabitants of other planets.

A reactionary is a man whose political opinions always manage to keep up with yesterday.

No productive author can remain a productive author without other productive authors.

Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire.

Marriage is the price I pay for having hormones.

If you can find a path with no obstacles, it probably doesn't lead anywhere.

What stronger breastplate than a heart untainted!

The girl who has half a mind to become an actress doesn't realize that that's what it requires.

Rebellion: A system devised to replace one form of tyranny with another.

The primary requisite for any new tax law is for it to exempt enough voters to win the next election.

What do you do with the problem solvers after the problem is solved?

One real test of will-power is to have the same ailment someone is describing - and not mention it.

Vanity is the result of a delusion that someone is paying attention.

What most people consider as virtue after the age of 40 is simply a loss of energy.

When a wife reminds a husband that they're not getting any younger, he can assume that she is about to suggest something expensive.

Ten cytat ma więcej niż dwa języki

Mądry człowiek więcej uczy się od głupców, niż głupiec od mądrego.

Wise men learn more from fools, than fools do from wise men.

智者從愚者身上學到的，比愚者從智者身上學到的，還要多。

You cannot expect a person to see eye to eye with you when you're looking down on him.

Always remember there are certain people who set their watches by your clock.

Four out of five people hate being surveyed.