Franklin P. Jones

Men seldom make passes at a girl who surpasses.

What makes resisting temptation difficult, for many people, is that they don't want to discourage it completely.

It's the opinion of some that crops could be grown on the moon. Which raises the fear that it may not be long before we're paying somebody not to.

Wearing shorts usually reveals nothing about a man so much as his indifference to public opinion.

Experience enables you to recognise a mistake when you make it again.

Love doesn't make the world go 'round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.

The most efficient labor-saving device is still money.

The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it.

Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you recognize a mistake when you make it again.

Children are unpredictable. You never know what inconsistency they're going to catch you in next.

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water.

Originality is the art of concealing your source.