I take a two hour nap, from one o'clock to four.

Yogi Berra

If you come to a fork in the road, take it.

Yogi Berra

You give 100 percent in the first half of the game, and if that isn't enough in the second half you give what's left.

Yogi Berra

90% of the putts that are short don't go in.

Yogi Berra

I made a wrong mistake.

Yogi Berra

Texas has a lot of electrical votes." -- During an election campaign, after George Bush stated that Texas was important to the election.

Yogi Berra

Thanks, you don't look so hot yourself." -- After being told he looked cool.

Yogi Berra

I always thought that record would stand until it was broken.

Yogi Berra

Yeah, but we're making great time!" -- In reply to "Hey Yogi, I think we're lost.

Yogi Berra

If the fans don't come out to the ball park, you can't stop them.

Yogi Berra