How long have you known me, Jack? And you still don't know how to spell my name." -- Upon receiving a check from Jack Buck made out to "bearer.

Yogi Berra

Baseball is 90% mental -- the other half is physical.

Yogi Berra

It was impossible to get a conversation going; everybody was talking too much.

Yogi Berra

Slump? I ain't in no slump. I just ain't hitting.

Yogi Berra

A nickel isn't worth a dime today.

Yogi Berra

Nobody goes there anymore; it's too crowded.

Yogi Berra

It gets late early out there." -- Referring to the bad sun conditions in left field at the stadium.

Yogi Berra

Glen Cove." -- Referring to Glenn Close on a movie review television show.

Yogi Berra

Once, Yogi's wife Carmen asked, "Yogi, you are from St. Louis, we live in New Jersey, and you played ball in New York. If you go before I do, where would you like me to have you buried?" Yogi replied, "Surprise me."

Yogi Berra

Do you mean now?" -- When asked for the time.

Yogi Berra