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Jeśli powiedziałeś coś dziecku tysiąc razy, a ono nadal się nie nauczyła, to kto uczy się wolno?
If you've told a child a thousand times and they still haven't learned, then who's the slow learner.
Jack Benny played Mendelsson last night. Mendelsson lost.
Lepiej celować ku gwiazdom i chybić, niż zmierzać do rynsztoka i trafić.
It is better to shoot for the stars and miss than aim at the gutter and hit it.
Love can heal a broken heart.
To love is to admire with the heart, to admire is to love with the mind.
I'm not paranoid but I know that you all think I am.
If you love life, people call you an optimist. If you hate life, people call you a pessimist. But if you think nothing at all of life, they think nothing of you.
Life is like mail- sometimes you just don't get it!
Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.
l am NOT suffering from insanity... l happen to be enjoying myself!
Work hard and save your money and when you are old you will be able to buy the things only the young can enjoy.
The expert is a person who avoids the small errors as he sweeps on to the grand fallacy.
If you don't know how to do something, you don't know how to do it with a computer.
Computing is the only field in which we consider adding a wing to the building to be maintenance.
What you are is God's gift to you; what you make of yourself is your gift to God.
There's a fine line between courage and foolishness. Too bad it's not a fence.
A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart... and sings it back to you when you have forgotten how it goes.
Contentment is not the fulfillment of what you want, but the realization of how much you already have.
Pokój: Nie oznacza to, że znajduje się w miejscu, w którym nie ma hałasu, kłopotów ani ciężkiej pracy. To znaczy być w środku tych rzeczy i wciąż być spokojnym w swoim sercu.
Peace: It does not mean to be in a place where there is no noise, trouble or hard work. It means to be in the midst of those things and still be calm in your heart.
Live it up; this is not a rehearsal.
Life is an opportunity - not an obligation.
What I do today is important because I am paying a day of my life for it. What I accomplish must be worthwhile because the price is high.
Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming, 'Wow – what a ride!'
We come to love not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly.
Don't let the best you have ever done be the standard for the rest of your life.
Dance is a vertical expression of horizontal desire.
The difference between a smart person and a wise one is that a smart person knows what to say, but a wise persons knows whether or not to say it.
If you are going to walk on thin ice, you might as well dance.
Anger is a wind which blows out the lamp of the mind.
To those who can dream there is no such place as faraway.
In order for you to profit from your mistakes, you have to get out and make some.
Blessed is the person who can laugh at himself— he'll never cease to be amused.
All of the animals except man know that the principal business of life is to enjoy it.
The sooner I fall behind, the more time I have to catch up.
Don't refuse to go on an occasional wild goose chase. That's what wild geese are for.
If you don't have time to do it right you must have time to do it over.
The dictionary is the only place that success comes before work.
Don't just stand there -- do something.
When your dreams turn to dust, vacuum.
Always imitate the behavior of winners when you lose.
If you can't win, make the fellow ahead of you break the record.
Take care that the face that looks out from the mirror in the morning is a pleasant face. You may not see it again during the day, but others will.
If you really put a small value upon yourself, rest assured that the world will not raise your price.
8% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
After the battle the auditors are the ones who go out and stab the wounded.
It occurs to me: The prefixes "pro" and "con" are opposites. Consider, for example, the word "progress." 133.Politics consists in the art of taking votes from the poor and money from the rich under the pretext of protecting each from the other. 134.An accountant is a person hired to explain that you didn't make the money you thought you did.
An educated man is one who has finally discovered that there are some questions to which nobody has the answer.
The easiest thing to find is fault.
Anybody with money to burn will easily find someone to tend the fire.
The best way to knock the chip off your neighbor's shoulder is to pat him on the back.
Cat bathing is a martial art.
Cuisine is something like food but the portions are smaller and the prices are higher. If you happen to have French cuisine then the waiter will insult you as you are served.
A desk is a wastebasket with drawers.
Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many.
Drunk is feeling sophisticated when you can't say it.
Eat right, exercise regularly, die anyway.
Even worse than raining cats and dogs is hailing taxis.
Education is what you get from reading the fine print. Experience is what you get from not reading it.
Every worthwhile accomplishment, big or little, has its stages of drudgery and triumph; a beginning, a struggle and a victory.
Fifty percent of the citizens of this country have a below average understanding of statistics.
Fishing gives you a sense of where you fit in the sceme of things - Your place in the universe...I, mean, here I am, one small guy with a fishing pole on this vast beach and out there in the blue expanse of ocean are these hundreds of millions of fish...laughing at me.
A gifted teacher is as rare as a gifted doctor, and makes far less money.
Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you get rid of him for the weekend!
A gentleman is a man who can play the accordion but doesn't.
In God We Trust --- All others must pay cash.
Go as far as you can see, and when you get there, you'll see farther.
The harder you fall, the higher you bounce.
He who dies with the most toys, is, nonetheless, still dead.
The hypochondriac's epitaph: "NOW will you believe me?"
I believe in questioning authority up until a certain point, and that point is reached when I am the authority.
If a man does not keep pace with his companions, perhaps it is because he hears a different drummer. Let him step to the music he hears, however measured or far away. Unless his problem is simply a poor sense of rhythm.
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you.
If it is to be, it is up to me.
If you believe that feeling bad or worrying long enough will change a past or future event, then you are residing on another planet with a different reality system.
If you go out looking for friends, you're going to find they're very scarce. If you go out to be a friend, you'll find them everywhere.
If you love something, set it free. If it returns, it's yours forever. If it doesn't, it wasn't yours to begin with.
If you want to make your dreams come true, the first thing you have to do is wake up.
If you want your eggs hatched, sit on them yourself.
Imagination is intelligence having fun.
I saw a sign on a golf course that said: "The meek shall inherit the earth, but they won't make the green in two."
It is better to have loved and lost, then to have hated and won.
It's easy to criticize; it's like shooting fish in a barrel.
It's when you're safe at home that you wish you were having an adventure. When you're having an adventure you wish you were safe at home.
Just try explaining the value of statistical summaries to the widow of the man who drowned crossing a stream with an average depth of four feet.
Kids go where there's excitement. They stay where there's love.
Life is a series of movements from one chair to another.
Living right doesn't really make you live longer, it just seems like longer.
Love is blind, but marriage restores its sight.
The man who attends strictly to his business usually has plenty of business to attend to.
Many people are lonely because they build walls instead of bridges.
Math and alcohol don't mix. Please don't drink and derive.
Middle age is when you have a choice of two temptations and choose the one that will get you home earlier.
The mind forgets but the heart always remembers.
Minds, like parachutes, only function when open.
Money can't buy happiness; it can, however, rent it.
Money can't buy happiness, but it does quiet the nerves.
The more beautiful the snake the deadlier its venom.
The more useful the shopping list the more likely it will be left at home.
The most flattering comments on your hair come the day before you're scheduled to have it cut.
Mushrooms look like little umbrellas because they always grow in damp places.
Nemo nisi intus superatus (You only get beaten from within.)
Never argue with a fool, people might not know the difference.
Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.
Liczby są jak ludzie. Torturuj je wystarczająco długo, a powiedzą ci co będziesz chciał.
Numbers are like people; torture them enough and they'll tell you anything.
Offense is never given. It is only taken.
The one who snores will fall asleep first.
Bringing computers into the home won't change either one, but may revitalize the corner saloon.
Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said.
Even a mosquito doesn't get a slap on the back until it starts to work.
Character Density: The number of very weird people in the office.
Revolutionaries become conservatives after the revolution.
A road map always tells you everything except how to refold it.
Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
Seen on the door to a light-wave lab: "Do not look into laser with remaining good eye."
Semper Gumby (always flexible)
Some people make things happen, some watch while things happen, and some wonder 'What happened?'
Sometimes, the road is less traveled for a reason.
The task of an educator should be to irrigate the desert not clear the forest.
Tax time - that's when all your pictures of George Washington give their farewell address.
There's a pinch of the madman in every great man.
There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs, there'd be no place to put it all.
Time exists so everything doesn't happen at once. Space exists so everything doesn't happen to you.
Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening all at once.
To be, or not to be, those are the parameters.
To the world you may be one person but to one person you may be the world.
Troubles, like babies, grow larger by nursing.
A toast to bread, for without bread, there could be no toast.
The way to become a good ping pong player is to play ping pong. The way to become a creative thinker is to spend time thinking creatively.
Under the most rigorously controlled conditions of pressure, temperature, humidity, and other variables, the organism will do as it damn well pleases.
A well adjusted person is one who makes the same mistake twice without getting nervous.
Whatever happens to you, it will have previously happened to everyone you know, only more so.
A word of encouragement during a failure is worth more than an hour of praise after success.
The world is coming to an end. Please return your library books.
Writing about music is like dancing about architecture.
You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time - that should be enough for most purposes.
You can make it foolproof, but you can't make it damnfoolproof.
You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.
You should emulate your heroes, but don't carry it too far. Especially if they're dead.
You're only young once, but you can be immature forever.
La vie est breve, Un peu d'espoir, Un peu de reve, Et puis - bonsoir! (Life is brief. A little hope, A little dream, And then - goodnight.
Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first, the lesson afterward.
Są tacy, którzy sprawiają, że rzeczy się dzieją, tacy, którzy patrzą na to co się dzieje i tacy, którzy dziwią się co się stało.
There are people who make things happen, those who watch what happens, and those who wonder what happened.
The man who removes a mountain begins by carrying away small stones.
I haven't a clue as to how my story will end. But that's all right. When you set out on a journey and night covers the road, you don't conclude that the road has vanished... And how else could we discover the stars?
The best way to succeed in life is to act on the advice we give to others.
Art is a deliberate recreation of a new and special reality that grows from your response to life. It cannot be copied; it must be created.
Good judgement comes from experience...experience comes from poor judgement
When your son is six, make him obey. When your son is sixteen, make him a friend.
The older I get, the better I used to be.
An American is a man with two arms and four wheels.
Pain is inevitable, suffering is optional.
The goal of Computer Science is to build something that will last at least until we've finished building it.
Being a computer means never having to say you're sorry.
Experience is what causes a person to make new mistakes instead of old ones.
Experience is what you got by not having it when you need it.
Happiness is just an illusion caused by the temporary absence of reality.
Live every day as if it were your last and then some day you'll be right.
This life is a test. It is only a test. Had this been an actual life, you would have received further instructions as to what to do and where to go.
To those who do not count their life in years, but in how life has touched them in the past and how much it can hold in the future; Youth is forever.
Wisdom is knowing the truth, and telling it.
Anarchy - it's not the law, it's just a good idea.
Antonym: The opposite of the word you're trying to think of.
Astronomers say the universe is finite, which is a comforting thought for those people who can't remember where they leave things.
Knowledge is free at the library. Just bring your own container.
He who knows that enough is enough will always have enough.
Love is not a clock. You simply cannot take it apart just to see what makes it tick, and even if you could, you probably could never get it back together again.
The secret of contentment is the realization that life is a gift, not a right.
Never get so busy making a living that you forget to make a life.
Religion is for folks who want to avoid going to hell. Spirituality is for those who have already been there.
Peace may cost as much as war, but it is a better buy.
If everyone swept in front of his own door, the streets would be clean.
Laughter is the spark of the soul
The road of life can only reveal itself as it is traveled; each turn in the road reveals a surprise. Man's future is hidden.
If you want to feel rich, just count all of the things you have that money can't buy.
Knowledge becomes wisdom only after it has been put to practical use.
Character is made by many acts; it may be lost by a single one.
Time invested in improving ourselves cuts down on time wasted in disapproving of others.
Life is a continual process of remaking ourselves.
Crises bring out the best in the best of us, and the worst in the worst of us.
Well done is better than well said.
Time spent in getting even would be better spent in getting ahead.
Think highly of yourself, for the world takes you at your own estimate.
I still have bad days. But that's okay. I used to have bad years.
I started taking care of myself and it feels so good I'm not going to stop, no matter what.
Worry is as useless as sawing sawdust.